Curiosity Killed the Cat, but Dating Affects Felines Too

I finally gave in and started online dating. I've been so lonely all my life--I've never had a "real" boyfriend--and I figured it was time. There were all of the looks I got at family gatherings, the "she's probably a lesbian" looks, the "she could probably lose ten to fifty pounds" looks. I set up an account and posted my picture, something I didn't think was too risque. I got a few responses … [Read more...]

Our Story “Don’t Touch My Head” is Now a MOVIE on YouTube!

Thank you again to FAKE ID Productions for making another video based on the Internet Dating Tales story "Don't Touch My Head Ramblings". Watch "FUNNY DATES - The Head Grabber" now! Please be sure to give a 'thumbs up' when you watch the video and let the folks at FAKE ID Productions know that you like these videos and that they should keep 'em coming! … [Read more...]

“Death of a Date by Chili Cheese Burrito” now a MOVIE on YouTube!

Thank you to FAKE ID Productions for making a video based on the Internet Dating Tales story, Death of a Date by Chili Cheese Burrito -- it's hilarious! Watch "FUNNY DATES - The Burrito Eater" now! I understand more videos based on our stories are in the works, so stay tuned! … [Read more...]

Does Your Mother Know You’re in a Bar?

Last January, I made the resolution to get out there and snag myself a boyfriend. Since January is freezing, I decided this would best be done on my couch with the help of online dating. I signed on to JDate with hope and was excited to see my options... 5’3, 5’5, and 5’nothing. Has no one heard of growth hormones? I am 5’2, so the height bar isn’t exactly high. Just as I was trying to … [Read more...]

Don’t Touch My Head Ramblings

And what is a public head toucher you may be wondering? Now I understand that your initial thought would be that it’s an individual that makes a point to touch you skull, like beneath hair, no light tapping, in public. But reason would lead you to believe that no one would do that because there is no way someone actually does that. That’s what I thought too until my skull was grabbed in a very … [Read more...]

Tips about how Critical Is Zodiac in Getting a Husband?

Dating and astrology are already so very long and intensely intertwined that "Hey baby, what is your zodiac sign?" has earned a suspicious distinction among the most popular pick-up lines of all time. Specifically to the extent that it could be a interaction starter, actually does astrology really be a factor in establishing long lasting relationships? And while we quit pondering, "How do I find a … [Read more...]

Tiny Tim..

I actually met my husband through online dating, and we have been together for nearly 4 years now. But before him, I would surf the net and frequent dating sites, just to see what the scene was like. Well, I connected with this guy. We'll call him "Tim". He seemed great, we had a lot in common, and pretty much hit it off. I described myself to him, and my dating site profile actually had … [Read more...]

Death of a Date by Chili Cheese Burrito

I consider myself pretty wise about the pitfalls of online dating, but this guy took the cake, or should I say the burrito... I had been talking to a guy for several weeks and no red flags had been raised during our lengthy chat sessions or phone calls. We made plans to finally meet, he offered to drive to my town since he lived over an hour away. He wanted to take me to dinner and a movie. He … [Read more...]

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