“I’m divorced.” (But it doesn’t mean I’m not married!)

I am happy to see that I followed most of the online dating advice you have provided on the site, albeit inadvertently. Luckily, one of my friends (that sails) kept me from getting on a sailboat with a guy that I hadn’t met before, telling me that I at least had to meet him and check him out before I got a boat with him.

When we did meet, it all seemed good, and the sailing plan was made. The day before the sail date, Mr. sailor emailed me and said, “Y’know when I said I was divorced? That was true, in the context of my first wife. I failed to convey that I have since remarried.” Guess what? That second marriage that he conveniently forgot WASN’T WORKING OUT! Tell me–who’s surprised by that fact? Anyway, at least I wasn’t in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay when I found out he was married. Ahh, men, gotta love ’em.

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