I went on a date with a really handsome man who said he was a model. He told me he worked for clothing catalogues. He told me that he was going away to do a photo-shoot for the weekend, when he got back he asked me if I would like to see his work. He emailed me the photo-proofs, I nearly died, he was posing for a gay porn calendar, very naked indeed. I promptly dumped him and he emailed me saying I was mad to leave him and should be ‘grateful’ for the attentions of such a, I quote, ‘Gorgeous, intelligent man’…I love me who do you love lol.